*Put on a dress!
That we all know is beyond her style.

*Become friends with Xena.
Maybe if they were both burning in Tartarus together.

*Kill Gabrielle!
She has better things to do.

*Kill Joxer!
Maybe. He could get annoying, but isn’t worth it.

*Suck up to Ares.
As far as I know she already has.

*Become a lesbian...
Possibly, but she kills women as well as men.
Nah, she loves the hatred within herself over the a sick, lusty, passion for Xena.

*Fall in love with a man.
Nope. (Sorry for all the jackasses that stare at her breasts)
She has too much passion for Xena.

*Recover from her insanity mode.
(she is to love everyone and fight for what’s right.) WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?

*Forgive Xena for killing her family and go on with her life.
Xena has became her life.

*Get a sidekick (like Gabby with Xena)
More like she'll give you a sidekick up your ass! (and that's only on a good day)